I had decided on starting a cult. There was a solid 20—25 minute period when I was pretty set and comfortable with the decision. However,...

I love, love, love, a certain discount clothing store. I don’t want to mention any names, so let’s just call them Burlington. You might...

I have always been fascinated by space. Both the actual word space and space, as in that room between the sparse bits of matter that...

That title makes no sense. That’s exactly why I like it. Which is yet another of the many reasons that I’m rarely invited to parties. I...

I, much like everyone else on earth, have been touched by addiction. In fact I’ve been horribly molested by addiction. I can show you, on...

Ok. On the off chance anybody is reading this shit. In the previous entry I promised some source material on my various published work. I...

This is the online home of my favorite writer, me. Actually that’s not quite true or even all that close for that matter. Douglas Adams,...