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Ultimate World Cruise, Part 5 (Time Flies, Nearly Random Thoughts, and “Aunty Arctica”)
Welcome back to the Serenade of the Seas. Home of the 9-month Ultimate World Cruise. As I write this we are on day 37 . . . I think. I’m...

David L. Litvin
Jan 31, 20245 min read
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Ultimate World Cruise, Part 4 (Not the Same Old Song and Dance)
Welcome back to the Serenade of the Seas. Home of the occasionally notorious Ultimate World Cruise. I’m your cruise director Juli….an....

David L. Litvin
Jan 12, 20245 min read
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Ultimate World Cruise, Part 3 (Don't Laugh at Me, Argentina)
Hi, and welcome back to the Ultimate World Cruise, Part 3. We just left Buenos Aires, Argentina after a two-day stay. Remember the...

David L. Litvin
Jan 10, 20245 min read
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Ultimate World Cruise Part 2 ("Leggers", Segmenters", and "Rock Stars")
Welcome back to Royal Caribbean's Ultimate World Cruise, Part 2. Last time I told you about the peculiar caste system that became...

David L. Litvin
Jan 9, 20244 min read
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Ultimate World Cruise: Part 1 (Destination Fat)
Here I am, on something called Royal Caribbean's Ultimate World Cruise. This is a 274-day journey virtually around the entire planet. I...

David L. Litvin
Jan 5, 20244 min read
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SEX . . . and other complications
Prepare to hate me even more than you did before. I don’t think I am going to say anything particularly controversial, but it is the...

David L. Litvin
Dec 21, 20238 min read
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AIR TRAVEL SUCKS DICK
I spent a great deal of time trying to come up with a clever and catchy title for this article. But the more I thought about it the more...

David L. Litvin
Dec 7, 20235 min read
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A Blasphemous Guide to Spirituality
So tell me. What do you recall about the time before you were born? Yes, I’m being a smart ass but it’s an honest question. However long...

David L. Litvin
Dec 1, 20236 min read
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A LEGEND (IN MY OWN MIND)
A decade or more ago, I played a lot of poker. I also worked in the industry. I held various poker management positions over the last 25...

David L. Litvin
Nov 27, 20239 min read
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Size Matters
I will not bury the lead. I will ask a most indelicate question. Why are men obsessed with penis length? Let us not pretend this is not...

David L. Litvin
Nov 20, 20235 min read
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Deadly Night Football
I’m trying very hard to break up with the NFL. It’s not as easy as it sounds. There are plenty of damn good reasons to stop watching it....

David L. Litvin
Nov 6, 20236 min read
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Dis-Grace Under Pressure
I just saw a movie that got me thinking about the way people react to disasters and life-threatening emergencies. It was Force Majeure, a...

David L. Litvin
Oct 30, 20236 min read
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THE INVISIBLE CLEAN
A few months ago, when I was still a functional, working and reasonably normal employee, I received an odd phone call. It was from the HR...

David L. Litvin
Oct 12, 20236 min read
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Fuck Trolls: For Whom the Bell Trolls
I apologize for the bad pun. Not just because it was a bad pun. But also, because it undermines the seriousness of the matter. So please...

David L. Litvin
Oct 3, 20235 min read
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A Musical Guide to Life
People love music. I love music. It plays a huge role in our lives. You could make the case that music is the soundtrack of life even...

David L. Litvin
Sep 26, 20233 min read
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ISM It Romantic?
Well . . . no. There is nothing romantic about ISMs. At least not the way we think and talk about them. I guess if you ignore all the...

David L. Litvin
Sep 21, 20235 min read
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4 For All
Depending on when you are reading this, the book Why The Fuck Not? Is either already available or will be soon. I think you should get it...

David L. Litvin
Sep 12, 20237 min read
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Sweet Screams Are Made of This*/These*
Who am I to disagree? Ok, I’m going to try and put this in the least ironic and sarcastic way possible. A lot of popular music is a test...

David L. Litvin
Sep 6, 20237 min read
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YOU, ME, AND FOX NEWS DOWN BY THE SCHOOLYARD
It almost feels unfair to beat up on Fox “News”. It is perhaps the lowest hanging fruit you can find in terms of critical analysis. There...

David L. Litvin
Aug 29, 20236 min read
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Famous to Death
Do You want to be famous? Have you ever really thought about it? How about notorious? Infamous? I couldn’t find any reliable statistics...

David L. Litvin
Aug 24, 20238 min read
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